<cockney intro> HAVE A LLAMA
Loads of quotes, most from songs
:
"Never regret anything you do, because in the end it makes you who you are"
"These girls like these boys, like these boys like these girls"
"There were never any good old days, they are today, they are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow." -Gogol Bordello
"Don't worry about today, it's already tommorow in australia"
"You no call crocodile long-mouth till you cross river" -african proverb
"If ever I stray from the path I follow,
Take me down to the british channel,
Throw me in where the water is shallow,
Then drag me back up to shore!" - Frank Turner
"Get up, get down and get outside!" - "
"Yes, I'm definately going to Hell, but I'll have all the best stories to tell." - "
"I won't sit down, I won't shut up, and most of all I won't grow up!" - "
"Cause you're friends don't dance, And if they don't dance, Well, They ain't no friends of mine" - Men without hats
A conversation between me and my friend a while back -
Him: "Why do you like ABBA? They're gay!"
Me: "Half the band were men"
Him: "Yeah but they're were gay!"
Me: "They were married to the other half."
Pretty much everyone around "OWNED"
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